Bubble-Boy.....or Hunchie.....

I replied: "Can you do it?"
Dr: "No, you need a surgeon."
Humppphhhhh...........(whatever I mumbled)
Fast forward to August. I had an appointment with my family Dr. and I thought to myself:
"Self, while you're there, ask if it really needs to be removed,
and if he can remove it.
So, I did, and he said yes and no.
Yes, it needs to be removed, and no he couldn't do it, it needed
to be a surgeon.
I think what the heck.....(conspiracy theory)
Now, backing up. This this was pretty big, from the outside it looked like an egg was under the skin and if I leaned back on a chair I could feel it, and Mr. Boyd was calling it "Bubble-Boy" while I preferred the pet name of "Hunchie".
When I would a massage, they would ask: "What's that? Does it Hurt?"
So, I had a consultation with a surgeon, and she confirmed it would need to be removed. She said I could choose, in her office using a local or in the hospital where they put me out......
I chose the office...because I'm a bit scared of general anesthesia. After numbing me to pieces she
started, and let's say Hunchie was determined to stick with me ..... but the Dr. prevailed and after about 45 minutes of snipping and pulling and more snipping out come this blob of grossness......the Dr. kept saying.."this is like an iceberg, you can only see about a third of it. The above photo is it crammed into a speciman cup, it was about the size of the palm of her hand and about 3/4" thick.......gaaaaaaaaa. It was gross. I can almost hear it plopping into the cup.....
I lay on this table for over an hour...
The nurse brought pillows and warm blankets, it was a not-so-fearful experience after all. I had a bit of aching that evening but after that............nothin'.........it was great......I showed 48 hours later, that was the hardest part. So.....good-bye Bubble-boy/Hunchie....it wasn't so nice knowin' ya.
So if anyone needs a surgeon I have a great one. She is awesome
































