What makes your butt itch?

Things that make my butt itch:

Drivers who talk on the phone
Drivers who pick their nose
Drivers who "wander"
Drivers who
Drivers in general
Washing my car and the next day it looks dirty
Cleaning my stairs then have plumbers walk thru for a repair (this was actually a PAIN in my butt) and leave the stairs all dirty . . . . again

This leads to a small digression on my butt-itch rambling.

Plumbing, running hot and cold water,

we sooo take it for granted.

We had a small plumbing fiasco that started Sunday afternoon

as Boyd was exiting the shower,

and ended Tuesday evening at about 8:45 p.m.

This included a trip to Home Depot on Sunday,

and trip to Standard Plumbing on Monday

(for a part that has a "lifetime" warranty - more on that later)

Turning off the water to the house completely

(no shower for me on Tuesday morning)

A few "banned" words, cuts and scrapes on Boyd's fingers,

and finally a pair of plumbers

(actually one was a plumber and one was an electrician)

showing up at 6:30 p.m.

(after promising to be there between 2:00-4:00)
Oh where can I go fore peace!!!

After all that the new shower fixture has a cartridge part that leaks!!!

So Boyd will get to go to Standard Plumbing and fight to good fight

to get a new part and not wait until the manufacturer sends it to us.