The easiest job ever. . . . .

Iwant to be a weatherman, they have a cake job. They can be wrong EVERY.SINGLE.DAY and still get paid, and I'm sure quite handsomely!! I want them to be held accountable. (I think that only peeps with "super powers" should be able to forecast the weather!! I need to be careful, because I have a little grandson who could be a weather forcaster-he's that much in love with weather. But, in my opinion he does come close to having "super powers") I want sunshine, I want, I want, I want. . . . . . . .actually, I need some sunshine.